Explaining the 2nd Amendment to a liberal...

1st Amendment: Protects people from the government
2nd Amendment: Protects government from the people (huh?!?)
3rd Amendment: Protects people from the government
4th Amendment: Protects people from the government
5th Amendment: Protects people from the government
6th Amendment: Protects people from the government
7th Amendment: Protects people from the government
8th Amendment: Protects people from the government
9th Amendment: Protects people from the government
10th Amendment: Protects people from the government

Can a liberals find the one that isn't like the other, and explain? They get an extra point if they can do so without using the words "gun nut," "neocon," or "redneck."